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WHAT TO WATCH FOR IN 2021

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Sebastian Vettel and Aston Martin

Never have I seen so many F1 fans so eager and hopeful to see Vettel return to glory or at least contention. The pendulum has swung back from those, rightfully criticizing Seb for some amateur spins and costly rookie errors, to a wave of support based largely on an unfairness and locking of antlers between the four time WC and the corporate Ferrari mindset. Ironically though, Vettel now finds himself in the identical position of bringing former glory to a historic name. The difference this time is Lawrence Stroll’s coup here of buying Vettel’s experience, both for aiding his son Lance and for the “new” team. If Aston Martin do what Ferrari failed to do, which was listen and implement Vettel’s wisdom, then Seb himself is in a very good position to grow a supportive team, and pick up his career once again in what was a very competitive car in 2020. 


Sergio Perez and Red Bull


I would’ve said this was a do or die year for Sergio until a few weeks ago. Albon hasn’t made any lateral movement in motorsports like Magnussen and Grosjean have, and Alex never looks too worried or critical about it making me wonder whether his association with RB is truly over. Unfortunately where Albon failed, wasn’t in failing to win races for RB, but he floundered in placing a capable car in the points for the constructors fight, aka money. You can’t run at the top without putting two cars consistently into the points. It was within reason, with the Gasly/Kyvat/Marko disasters, to believe Red Bull have learned their lesson and kept Albon on a return waiver, giving Perez one year to show his value but then something happened to change my mind about that idea. Red Bull announced their commitment to the IP takeover for Honda’s Formula One engine in 2022. Even though the foundation is established, It takes a lot of money to persevere as a manufacturer and Perez comes with financial security in sponsors, which may secure his seat, regardless of performance in 2021.


Covid ... Again


The Covid crisis produced some unequalled unknowns in Formula One for the 2020 season. Schedule changes were very fluid, throwing chaos into the itinerary. Circuit cancellations meant old school track replacements, made challenging for teams and drivers, as they were anything but the sterile tracks designed for modern cars. Interruptive travel restrictions put pressures on team strategy, parts travel and repair work. Positive Covid infection itself produced some disruptive driver and team member sit outs which may again appear in 2021. Although the thrill of this F1 period will take a step down, now that Formula One teams have experience and data gathered from last season, expect the unexpected to again interfere with team’s best made plans. Those that can adapt on the fly, produce and execute creative solutions, will again flourish and move up the ladder while others may be caught stumbling.


The New In-Team Rivalry


Pre-season smiles and hugs have the real potential to quickly sour as each driver bids to out perform their new teammate. There’s the most giddy teaming of Norris/Ricardo at McLaren. The eagerness to prove their value for Ferrari in both Sainz/LeClerc. The youthful pairing of the volatile Mazepin and heavily burdened Schumacher rookie team for Haas. The intense Red Bull pressures of established Max Ver Stappen versus the rising Sergio Perez. What appears to be the seriousness of the returning and the fittest ever, Alonso with a mediocre Ocon rebirthing Alpine. As each unfamiliar pairing tries to establish driver dominance, expect this 2021 shuffle to turn serious and some sober, on track sparring about to happen when the visors go down this year. 

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2016 summer break - much promise, little delivery.

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Yelling at people's babies? Thinking about the best way to exit the apex of that 30/kmh corner outside your house? I hear ya, buddy. Well, now's the perfect time to pick a fight with your spouse 'cause it's the 2016 F1 Summer Break! Let's see what's been going on.

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Nico was greased lightning when this season's lights first went out. For the first three races both him and his car were like bank. Last season's no confidence panic seems to have been exercised by his sports therapist and his new one-race-at-a-time mantra is on stuck on repeat. How many times have you heard the self-affirming "glass half full" from him this season? What I have loved is that Nico has brought some certain aggression with him to 2016. Not only is he running people (Lewis) off the track but he's blocking them (Lewis) from getting back on. Nico's downfall this season is converting Q1 in P1. If the championship is Hamilton's to win, it looks like he'll have to take it from Nico instead of Rosberg giving it away. There is still promise in Rosberg.
Lewis's start fell flat with plenty of car and team issues. Publicly he was right moody, he claimed privacy and focusing on the task but we really saw him in the dumps. Hard on himself, worried or feeling defeated, Lewis doesn't like losing and losing is not what he's doing at the moment. He's dug himself out of a hole and is back in control emotionally and on the track. He's toying with pace, managing tires and keeps promises about greater pace when needed and four in a row. Hammer time. Either way it is adding up to a better duel that hopefully lasts to Abu Dhabi. Terminator says, "don't come together if you want to live!"














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A tough set of fortunes has seen as much as Kvyat's stock has fallen, Verstappen's has soared. Surely there is not a soul left that can't say that Max isn't the real deal? A win in his first seat with the big Bulls was historic and seems to have permanently cemented a wry smile on Horner's face. Max overtakes. Max defends. Max podiums. For a teen, he seems to have his shit together and has mastered the fine art of politely not backing down. Speaking of smiles, is there anyone out there that didn't feel for Danny in Monaco? Brutal. Aussie Ricciardo seems to be yet another driver of the day, on the grid who can see the golden hoop but just brushes it with his fingertips. The cars are improving, races in their favour are coming up and the team itself has two drivers propping each other up higher and higher. Max and Daniel could turn out to the best driver team out there.











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Well, poor Sebastian's troubles just keep stacking up. Not sure if there's been more f-bombs vs. apologies to the team but exploding tires and other bad luck (Kvyat) have stretched Vettel's rubber band closer to snapping. You get the feeling that putting it all together just seems to be sooo close and yet so far for him this season but it's Vettel, it's Ferrari, it's downright painful but it's hard to rule his odds out.
To make matters worse, Kimi has been riding the wave. Ferrari said if Raikkonen wanted to keep his ride, it was up to him to perform and kudos to them both as the pair ended up keeping their word. Re-signing hasn't caused the fan's favourite to settle either as he continues to accomplish and ... get wed.

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This year at Williams, it's all weak tea and crumpets passed their sell-by date. If ever a team needed car improvements it's Williams. Each step ahead this year seems to be behind everyone else's two. Not even 1.92 seconds of pit crew choreography can make up for William's strategy this year. I keep waiting for a shot of Claire throwing her hands up in a gesture that says "does anyone have any ideas?" Mid-pack Bottas is a way better driver than his shoulder shrugging declares and Massa's past comment about being too old for this stuff is an unfortunate joke screaming towards sobriety. lack of pace, disappointing qualifying, hopefully his seat will make way for some UK pride in Jenson, see this September.


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Leading the championship with the most wins with Sahara Force India is Vijay Mallya as he pulls away from every bank in India within DRS.
The ever smiling Sergio Perez eagerly tries to squeeze anything and everything out of the VJM09, managing an impressive two podiums so far. Carlos has done well to coach the team close to Williams and seem quite competitive with Ferrari on the track. Upgrades to the VJM09 have appealed well to Perez's style of driving.
Hulkenberg will always have Le Mans and with that will come the expectation of translating it into Formula One. The Hulk seems to be having a harder time trying to extract success out of the Mercedes Hybrid with two retirements and six and seventh place finishes being his best. A bright talent yet to shine in 2016.


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We all know the top story at STR is the driver swap of the decade. Daniil continues to push through the frustration and impending tears but you can't help but think it will be quite the firework show in the press if he doesn't meet the cut at the end of this season. It's been hard for him to fight back with poor pit stops, three stop strategies etc. as the team desperately gambles to fight off an unseen battle at the summer break, with McLaren.
Yet again, Carlos Sainz Jr., another driver on the verge of greatness gets a fairly strong start shut down by this STR11. Not only too slow to battle mid-pack traffic but equally thrown into break lock for Sainz was Ferrari's re-signing of Raikkonen. This is going to be an uphill struggle for both drivers to eek some success out of the 2016 second half. Some much needed good news in the ending of last year's, noncompetitive Ferrari engines and the reuniting with lost lovers Renault in 2017.









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Even getting paid a shit load of money isn't enough to hide the resentment from the Japanese. Regardless of recent strides in improvement, you get the feeling Button is busy looking on his wheel for anything that says "speed" on it. Alonso seems to be less polite as I'm sure his suggestions to park the car in some races are not so much to save the engine but rather a cryptic version of "what's the fucking point?" I guess that happens to you after you rotate violently two or three times in the air. He put on a brave face but he looked like shit hobbling away after that and I wouldn't be surprised if he admits an ongoing injury at the end of the season. Plus let's not forget, Vandoorne keeps saying now's the time, and I believe him.












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Oo-la-la Monsieur, ou sont les points? Team America, fuck yeah! have somehow gone all, fuck no! lately. The global billboard for Haas Automation has been hard to keep in the top ten but props to both Grojean and Guitterez for surpassing the team's low expectations. Twenty-eight points at the break is nothing to scoff at for a debut and everyone on the pit wall hates them for it. Grosjean, also a victim of Ferrari's signing, could show some success by the end of the season if things fail in front of him on the grid.

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IMHO, one of the best looking liveries on the track but things get ugly, Jolyon Palmer. Promises of a point delivered in the pits and then that spin, ugh. You have the feeling that that would have been a career saving point. The highlight of Magnussen's season seems to be having great hair even after taking off his helmet.














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Sure it's a little London Weekend Television but the former graphic designer in me likes it. There's so much talk about Pascal Wehrlein in F1 but I've yet to really see anything but a point. The sport, like others currently, is transitioning ever so fast into younger players and Pascal has fallen in to the up-and-comer category. I fear that his opportunity in F1 might move out as fast as it moved in with so many youngsters poking their heads into the pits. I think it can be argued that Ryo's a ticket by Manor to inject cash into the system. The problem: no money, no seat.








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Looks like the C35-Ferrari is turning out to be just slightly faster than their website. I always have the feeling that Kaltenborn is the unsung heroine of Formula One, ever optimistic in the little press that the team is given but I wonder if her job is headed for the barriers. Both Nasr and Ericsson continue to be on the cutting edge of mediocracy. The rich heritage, and that's about it for riches, of today's Sauber seems to be stuck in the vicious circle of no wins = no sponsors and no sponsors=no wins.

Did Vettel ruin Daniil Kvyat's F1 Career?

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Ah yes, the beginning of the 2016 season. So exciting!
I could not wait for it to start!

Remember seeing all those shiny white highlights on the new Ferrari, matching those gleaming pearly whites of Sebastian Vettel's smile? So happy and eager was he to spit out some Italiano, chase a meatball around a plate at Maurizio's house and get to work taking Ferrari's bizness all up in Mercedes's face. Seb was pretty revved up (wah-wahhhh) to kick some serious F1 ass. After all, he's a World Champion working for the Formula One equivalent of God (No, not you Bernie.) It's easy money, right? How hard could it be? Well, the answer to that innocent query is turning out to be ... pretty fucking hard. Right now at the summer break, the ass getting kicked is Vettel's and bad luck is firmly wearing the boot.

Australia, duffed into the grass. Bahrain saw the SF16-H kickin' out smoke like Bond trying to get away from Goldfinger's security men and then came the first love note from Daniil, made in China. I don't think that would have been such a problem but Kvyat caused Vettel to smack it into the Iceman and colour doesn't hit colour yo (unless it's silver, or blue, or yellow, matte or maybe even white.) This was about losing face. Daniil made Vettel break the cardinal rule in front of the boss and worse, when confronted about it, Kvyat dismissed it with a "that's racing" and a flippant what's the big deal? "we're both on the podium" comment. In Vettels' defence, he later retracted his genuine honesty with a more sadly, current F1 diplomatic and sporting "race incident" and a "let's move on" higher ground response. Remember the pearly white smile comment? Well, that's the last we'd see of Daniil's.

You know, in fairness (*sigh) I guess I should let you know I'm not a big fan of Sebastian Vettel. He comes across to me as being pretty arrogant. A tad bit of a fucking whiner as if he's entitled to space, to points, to fame and results. Sure, he's seagull funny but he's not bust a gut funny. To me, he's like some kind of first generation robot comedian funny, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if he, one day on the podium, reaches up and takes off his face revealing a ton of wires and blinking lights. However,  I will say this for him, he's German clinical. Every time I see him get out of his car, he's giving that Mercedes a once over with laser like precision. Even after getting podium, he's hardly relieved, he's glued to the timing screen, analyzing both himself and his competitor's numbers. You can see why he's a four timer but Sebastian now, is under the gun. His own perfectionism. His self-imposed responsibility to the team. Kimi's doing good if not outperforming him. The pressure for Arrivabene's job security is ramping up and being placed firmly on driver #1's shoulders and it is very, very heavy, my friend.

Okay so back on track (see what I did right there?) oh Lord, came Sochi. The Russian's home race. I remember sitting in front of the TV and saying to my friend, "Man, if Vettel gets hit again, it better not be Kvyat. Haha, I'd like to see that!" .... Then the f-bombs cometh.
"Oh for fuck's sake man! Who the fuck? Motherfucker! I'm out! Crash! Somebody hit me in the fucking rear, T2. Somebody hit me in the fucking rear again T3. For fuck's sake. Honestly! What the fuck are we doing here?" Playing ping pong? ... Hahaha, Vettel feeling the pressure? You think?

And OMG Daniil, once was bad enough but dude, twice? WTF? Was it Kvyat's fault? You bet. Did Kvyat make his own F1 career bed? Hmmm, maybe. Was it the last straw for Vettel? Ask the guy on the back of this bike. (Uhhhh, let me hold your helmet sir. Please don't kill me.) Vettel was on his way back to the pits with his emotional DRS wide open.


I'm sure a lot of people were absolutely dying to tell Vettel it was Daniil who poked him twice and more importantly, put him out of the race and needed points but it wasn't until Vettel got a good look at the replay on someone's iPad that Kvyat's career brake failed into the hairpin. From there Sebastian belted to his ex-team's principal Christian Horner. I'm sure it was a "Yo, I'll tell you want I want, what I really really want""something has to be done about him (Kvyat)" conversation. From that point on, it was a pissed off Sebastian, a flailing Ferrari and the petrified FIA stewards. *gulp* Oh to be a fly on that wall!

Either way, the door of opportunity was kicked wide open for Red Bull to put themselves out of their own panic by grabbing, white knuckled, on to Max and never, ever letting go. A move that Max proved Heir Marco a rock solid alibi for phoning Kvyat on his couch. I'm sure the VerStappen clan struck while the iron of was hot, too. All in all though,  I can't help but think that even though Kvyat stepped onto the slippery slope of Formula One unemployment, Sebastian Vettel gave him a quite the ruthless nudge to say "let me start you off."


It makes me echo JB and wonder would this domino effect of no loyalty happen to any other driver? Probably not. So now, what's going to happen to Kvyat? He can't possibly pretend to stay chums with Red Bull and the downgraded Toro Rosso. A second rate, shitty car he will all but fail with. Maybe Putin will pony up the rubles if he's not wrestling a tiger or something and buy Kvyat a seat, but where? I don't think anyone knows just yet but I'm deadly confident it won't be at any table Sebastian Vettel or Helmut Marco is sitting at. 



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